$40K in 40 DAYS
Donate to help us keep the SF art scene weird and wild!
For over a decade, the SF Neo-Futurists have performed over 1,000 shows at dozens of Bay Area theaters, written over 4,000 hyper-short plays to delight over 20,000 audience members, and done it all while keeping ticket prices low and raising pay for artists and collaborators. Despite rising rents and reduced arts funding, we certainly don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.
As 2025 draws to a close and government funding for the arts at all levels is getting cut, we’re asking you to help make sure that the arts scene in the Bay stays vibrant, weird, and wild. We simultaneously strive to pay artists fairly AND keep ticket prices accessible—our regular ticket prices of $14–19 haven’t changed since 2018 despite high inflation just about everywhere else. Keeping ticket prices low means that ticket income is only enough to cover rent. To pay artists, we rely on a combination of grants…and individual donations from people like you!
If we’ve ever made you laugh, cry, or go WTF (but in a good way), consider supporting the SF Neo-Futurists as we raise $40k to support our work for another year!
Plus: 🎁 Give us a gift, and we’ll give you one back! 🎁 See below for suggested donation amounts and the cute lil goodies we’re giving for each one!
🎁 Your donation will enable us to:
🏠 Produce The Infinite Wrench 50 weeks a year! (That’s 100 shows!) We pay $600/week in rent at our home venue, and more for specialty shows like Infinite Pride and Blackest Wrench.
💸 Pay local artists in a high cost-of-living area—$225 covers one artist’s weekly stipend. We’d love to pay even more!
🩵 Keep our show financially accessible, with tickets to our weekly show under $20 and discounts for those who need it!
🍎 Offer free workshops to BIPOC & LGTBQIA+ students!
All donations are tax-deductible. We are also eligible for corporate gift-matching and can be found in most giving portals!
Have any questions about giving?
Email us at info@sfneofuturists.com and we’re happy to help!
Get your gift matched through your employer
Many employers offer opportunities for your donation to go even farther through matched giving. If you have corporate gift matching as a benefit, we'd love for you to keep us in mind!
The San Francisco Neo-Futurists can be found in most giving portals, or you can donate to our fiscal sponsor Intersection for the Arts with EIN 94-1593216. Please include a memo that your donation is for the San Francisco Neo-Futurists, or send us a note at info@sfneofuturists.com to let us know to look out for your donation.
Not sure if your company offers matches? Check with your HR department for more information.
$40K IN 40 DAYS: GIFT REGISTRY
Give us a gift, and we’ll give you one (or a few) in return!
Donors of any amount will get their name listed on our website as a thank you. We appreciate everyone giving what they can. ❤️
DONATE $50: MENUS FOR ONE MONTH
Hate QR code menus at restaurants? Us too! That’s why we’ll always stick to good ol’ paper for our menus. Cover our printing costs for one month, and receive:
YOUR NAME in the BEST OF 2025 MENU! Feel the thrill of seeing your name in print! Let our biggest audience of the year know that you are a patron of the arts with impeccable taste and a person (quite literally) of letters!
DONATE $100: PROPS FOR ONE MONTH
Those comically large hands don’t pay for themselves! Cover our props for one month, and receive:
All of the above, PLUS:
SIGNED COPY of our new 2025 CHAPBOOK! A zine full of scripts for some of our favorite plays from 2025.
DONATE $225: ONE NEO’S PAY FOR ONE WEEK
Every week, we spend three nights rehearsing and performing, not to mention all the time we spend writing and prepping at home! Cover one Neo’s weekly pay, and receive:
All of the above, PLUS:
PERSONAL GIFT from one Neo! Scroll down to see your juicy options in “Personal Gifts from SF Neo-Futurists,” and when you donate, write which one you want in the notes field.
DONATE $600: RENT FOR ONE WEEK
We love our home venue 447 Minna! ❤️ 🏠 Help us cover one week of rent there, and you’ll receive:
All of the above, PLUS:
One of our snazzy new 2025 T-SHIRTS! Tired of giving free advertising to athleisure companies? Dedicate your torso instead to telling the world how much you love avant-garde theatre!
DONATE $1,000: ADOPT-A-NIGHT OF THE INFINITE WRENCH
Forget highways, this is your chance to adopt an ENTIRE NIGHT of The Infinite Wrench! By covering costs for one night, you’ll receive:
All of the above, PLUS:
OWN A NUMBER FOR A YEAR! That’s right, one slot on our clothesline is yours for the year! Put your name up—or if you have a cool design/illustration idea, send it on over! Or just tell us the concept and we’ll illustrate it for you. (While supplies last…we only got thirty of these things!)
PERSONAL GIFTS FROM SF NEO-FUTURISTS
Donate $225 and receive any of these gifts! When making your donation, please write in the notes field which gift you want.
INSOMNIAC YOUTUBE PLAYLIST with AMY
AMY will curate you a playlist of all her favorite weird YouTube videos for when you can’t sleep at night and you need something to look at that isn’t your bedroom ceiling.
COZY D&D SESSION with AMY
AMY will run a 90-120 minute cozy D&D session for you and up to three of your pals. No D&D experience necessary; we’re light on combat and lighter on rules in this household.
COOKING VLOG with ANEEKAH
ANEEKAH will make you a custom cooking vlog where she learns to make a recipe of your choosing. The only things she’s cooked in the past few months include: cutting up store-bought rotisserie chicken, microwaving frozen broccoli, and sprinkling garlic powder! If your recipe turns out edible, you can have some! Recipes can’t include pork—bc pigs are vv cute.
CANDLESTICK with BAHAAR
BAHAAR will make you a custom brass or copper MINI candlestick. You can check out her jewelry/conspiracy Instagram page @cosoartifact to make a special request.
INCANTATION with CINDER
CINDER will write you a personalized hymn or ritual incantation! We’ll discuss your current situation and desired outcome, and you will receive a magical poem/song and detailed instructions for how to use it.
BODY DOUBLING with DANNI
DANNI will body double with you for 2 hours at your favorite cafe in SF or the East Bay! He will keep you accountable to that thing you’ve been procrastinating on for god only knows how long by working on things he’s been procrastinating on next to you; setting goals together, and checking you when he catches you scrolling on your phone. Leave the day feeling accomplished, like an 80’s movie montage!
ROPE SWING TOUR with DEREK
DEREK will take you on a tour of all the secret rope swings in San Francisco that he's found! 6 so far, and he'll try to find a couple more before we go. Your choice whether we bike or drive (he'll provide either, pending bike size).
TECH TOUR with DEREK
DEREK will give you an SFNF behind the scenes tech tour! Get hands on with the beeps and boops, learn how to set light looks, and see yourself on our streaming cameras.
WORD = BIRD with ELI
Tell ELI a word and he will make you a small watercolor cartoon of an imaginary bird based on it.
STANDUP LESSON with G
Want to do 5 minutes of stand up but don’t know where to start? G will workshop your tight five with you and take you to your first stand-up open mic.
HAPPIEST SEASON 2 with HANNAH
HANNAH will send you her proposal for a sequel to Happiest Season starring Kristen Stewart and Aubrey Plaza. It will be short, it will be seasonal, and it will be DRAMATIC!
MAKE A CAMPFIRE with HANNAH
Video or in-person tutorial on how to SAFELY make AND DOUSE a campfire 😊
FASHÜN with JEB
JEB will help you organize your closet and/or help style you for a special occasion using your existing wardrobe!
I SCREAM SANDWICHES from JOE
Ice cream AND cookies??? Y not both (ice cream and cookies)? You CAN have it all (ice cream and cookies)? You can pick an ice cream flavor. And I’ll pick the cookie flavor (I can only kind of make good choco chip or sugar)
LOCK OF JOE’S HAIR
A lock of JOE’s hair. Way longer than last year! (Honestly I’m debating getting rid of the whole thing so maybe you get a wig)
PERSONAL DRAG PERFORMANCE by JORDAN
JORDAN will show up to your home or place of business as her drag alter ego St. Germain, and perform a megamix of songs for you and your friends! *travel restrictions apply*
ASMR Time with MARS
MARS will make you a 30-45 minute custom ASMR video. Tell ‘em about your favorite kinds of make-up & hair, fruit slicing, tapping, and falling back asleep videos, and they’ll make it for You!
BLIND DATE by RAY RAY
RAY RAY will set you up on a blind date and host a dinner for you and your date.
PIN PIN PIN with SAM
SAM will design a 2” metal pin based on a creative prompt from you and make 10 pins for you to share with your friends, co-workers, comrades, enemies, or total strangers!
WOODBLOCK with SAM
SAM will design and carve a small woodblock just for you! Did you know the famous graphic designer Saul Bass signed all of his letters with a print of himself as a fish? Idk if I can get that detailed with it but this might be the thing keeping you from becoming world famous.
SONG TIME with TOPHER
Topher will write you a song about one of your chosen topics and send you a lil video.
SOUP by WALLACE
WALLACE will make you a batch of soup! What kinda soup??? Whatever tasty vibe you’re going for baby.